Squaddie shower.

Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.

'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."

by Bearded pikey July 28, 2009

Squaddy mattress

A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.

"Lets get out of here this place is full of Squaddy Mattress's"

by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010

Beta Squad

A British youtube channel that consists of 5 black men; Niko (half), Chunkz, Aj, Sharky and Kenny. They do stupid challenges and embarass themselves for our entertainment. They upload once a week usually on Sunday/Monday. They have a rapidly growing fanbase and just did a flop meet n greet in sydney bc no one listened to them! The Beta Squad boys deserve a massive apology. Frequently featured guests on their channel are; Yung Filly, Darkest Man and Harry Pinero. Aj is 5'5.

Person #1: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Person #2: "what are u watching???"

Person #1: "BETA SQUAD GUESS THE BLACK PERSON LMFAOOOO"

Person #3: 'OMG TYRONE SMITH?!?!?"

Person 1 and 3 become best friends.

by #1FanOfTheBetaSquad May 13, 2023

Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing

What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.

Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize

Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.

Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.

by Gohan-Sama-Lord January 24, 2020

Squad

A group of squids

Holy horse shit on a sesame seed bun Batman! Here comes the squad!!

by Silk Masquerade November 16, 2014

Squabbit

An animal that resembles a squirrel or rabbit in combination.
Sometimes a Squirrel without a tail, or a rabbit with a tail.

Usually a malformation or a injury from a fight.

There is one squabbit that I know of. He is located in New York.

by Todd Spalding March 13, 2008

god squad

"christians" that only hang out with other christians and make fun of people that are not christian. they are also best friends with jesus, but you can't be, only they can be. oh yeah, they're better than you at everything, especially life.

That dude that sits in the front of class with his bible proudly displayed on his desk, who won't give you the time of day unless your a known christian, and even then he acts like hes more righteous than you. He won't tell anybody about jesus because its a secret club that only he should be a part of.

by golden shower taker May 13, 2005