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splootch

when you take a grunt and it hits the ground, the sound made is(SPLOOTCH)
HUHHHGHH...OHHHH...HUHHHGHGH...splootch.....AHHHHHH
by DEEDLEY DEETS May 13, 2003
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sploogey

An internet pedophile who runs message boards where grown men masturbate on pictures of underage girls, then take pictures of the picture to repost for other guys to jerk off to.
Sploogey's Jerk off board has some illegal pics of underage girls with pedophile cum on them.
by Unemployed Asshole January 23, 2009
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Sloot

Any girl who puts out all the time, also known as a slut
That sloot fucked four guys last nite
by Tim February 13, 2003
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Slooter

Slooter originated from the word slut. A very intoxicated blonde from Placentia, CA tried to say the word slut but slurred so horribly that slooter came out instead! hahahaha!
That bitch is a dumb slooter!!!!
by Jagermonster February 10, 2005
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Sloot

Humorous variation of the word "Slut", generally considered to be less offensive than the original word. Thought to have originated in the film "Dude, where's my car?", where two characters say "Space Sluts" in a thick swedish accent.
"Evil space sloots" - Alien Nordic #1, "Dude, Where's my Car?"

"This club is full of sloots" - Said by someone at some point in every club on earth
by Joe Blow from Mexico November 21, 2013
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Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".
Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"
by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009
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splooge

explosion of the buttox region;diarhea; wet fart; massive waste disposal
the man needed to use the bathroom badly and ended up needing to splooge.
by ritzbitz November 3, 2006
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