slinge

Rhymes with "hinge" and "binge".

To relax, a cross between "sleeping" and "lounging".

I slinged in bed until noon.

by Janmarrus December 23, 2008

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.

Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

salinger

A word to describe someone who is a scammer, fraud, or con-artist

80 per ticket? Tell that salinger guy he's ripping you off

by ixelasd November 27, 2019

Ink slinger

A person who can cum really far, usually up the back of someone after withdrawing from anal sex.

I was fucked by the biggest ink slinger last night. He pulled out and shot his cum so far up my back it splatted my hair.

That hunk is such an olympic ink slinger. He shot it so far it blew a hole in the wall!

by Talli Wacker February 8, 2018

splunge

A short board or plank attached to a long pole used for stirring up the bottom of a shallow pond or stream.

by Douglas August 26, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

a dirty niggers cock.

"DUDE! That dirty little slut just got shot in her assholio by that nignogs purple headed yogurt slinger"

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by deederpii October 24, 2009