A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.
Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!
Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?
I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.
Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?
I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.
by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010
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