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shattered

to have ones hips broken, tail bone cracked, and pelvis bruised....crushed knock the bottom out of me
last night my boy friend completely shattered me.... girlfriend, rick hit me so hard last night i was shattered for the rest of the weekend. also my friend Rick owns to cats that he shatters regularly..
by rita joan santelli July 14, 2006
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Scattergun Scrub

A catchy synonym for "shotgun noob" a scattergun scrub is a player in any game featuring shotguns, that prefers the use of shotguns over precision weapons; especially due to lack of skill or adaptability.

I created the term specifically to address certain members of the Gears of War franchise.
"That kid keeps peppering every inch of the map with his shotgun, he's just another scattergun scrub.
by Azaduur October 27, 2016
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scatter head

A person who changes topic alot, talks too fast, and talks about everything and anything.
Dylan's such a scatter head. I can't stand talking to him for more than 3 minutes.
by PsycHoe February 16, 2017
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Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.
Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.
by Blastdoors February 19, 2011
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dust spitter

I actually like being a dust spitter...I don't have to pull out.
by crissycrucifixx May 23, 2011
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Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table
Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey
by iamatreetree August 13, 2017
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boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal and shit shattered during among us
person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga
by chink monkey November 3, 2020
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