soft triangle

The name of a beautiful womans soft silky vagina.

I love you Alicia, I can't wait to spend some time with your soft triangle tonight

by nurseladyface April 15, 2014

soft-on

From having a hard-on to being turned off by something sexually and having it go floppy..

'I was ready to go, then i saw her hairy minge and i got a soft on...'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Soft Detroit

The misheard lyric in Journey's song "Don't Stop Believin". While the real lyric is "South Detroit", many drunk college girls can be seen at the bars on a Thursday or Friday night with one hand on a beer and another as high as they can get it screaming this incorrect lyric.

"Just a city boy, born and raised in soft Detroit!" screamed the drunk college students. "Haha, what the hell is soft Detroit?" replied some less drunk college students.

by MSU Steve February 7, 2010

soft play

The use of dexterous hand movements to manipulate a penis, whilst soft, into a variety of forms.

Our rousing game of soft play ended far too quickly leaving me with nothing but hard cock in my hands.

by Annavercille May 17, 2018

Soft Serve Challenge

Deriving from challenging your mates to non-eventful dares, for small dollar bets or humiliation-like taunts i.e. to challenge someone to eat 20 McDonalds Soft Serve ice creams inside the space of 10 minutes for $15

"...Dude, Mat laid down a Soft Serve Challenge to Scoobs & there's a 30 at stake for it..."

by Baller Status Acheived August 17, 2009

Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.

Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.

by doubledew December 13, 2010

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011