Slippery Clam

A term for an excessivley moist object (vagina) that resembles and feels like a slippery clam or mollusk

"I've been waiting to fry up her slippery clam all day"

by josh tribune February 12, 2004

Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

by Sugar81 April 26, 2008

Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

by Long Penis John June 8, 2018

hendall shippers

These are people dropped at birth by their parents and due to that they have grown up to be delusional, crazy and psychotic. Their parents are ashamed and don't love them anymore which means they sit online creating accounts and theories to make up for that love by convincing themselves something which is fake is real.

Hendall shippers all deserve a free gym membership.

by lunnna123 June 6, 2016

supperman

The fat hungry version of Superman

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No it's Supperman eating King Kong!"

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

Slippery Gypsy

A.K.A Ear Cream Pie.
When a male's penis ejaculates inside the ear of a female, male or other.

Often confused with the Nasal Cream Pie (Slippery Hipster).
The Slippery Gypsy often occurs on a Valentine's Day night when an expensive present is bought for the receiver of the Slippery Gypsy.

'Oh god, My boyfriend gave me the worst Slippery Gypsy last night and the semen in my ear is really dry, but its okay because he bought me a car for Valentine's Day'.

by PorkiePie August 1, 2012

Slippery Pete

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.

What's that all over your face? Just a little slippery pete.

by heather November 25, 2003