Selenator

A dedicated fan of Selena Gomez's.

Girl 1: "I love that new dance video Selena put up with her friends"

Girl 2:"I love her so much, I'm a Selenator"

Girl 1:"Me too!"

by gomezquality March 10, 2013

sell chairs

When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack

Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.

by Dave Sirus April 3, 2005

Selfmo

Someone who only has sex with themself

Hey Jimmy did you hear Jake is a selfmo

by Phillip Askew December 9, 2008

sellin tickets

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."

"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff

The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit

Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!

by Slow Boil June 4, 2009

Seleighne

SELEIGHNE; pronounced SELL - EEN - usually a female who gets crunk and yells at random people.

"whose that girl yelling at those peeps?"
"Its Seleighne...."

by apfowl July 20, 2009

self-inflicted orgasm

Masturbation.

Johnny suffered from a self-inflicted orgasm. Or rather, he didn't suffer at all.

by inothernews April 8, 2010