Phillip Sattler

One that has a visibly bruised head and eye

God damn it I stroked too hard and now I've got a Phillip Sattler

by Ol June 22, 2004

Would You Settle For Me Sausage?

A phrase used by Kano from Mortal Kombat 11 during opening sequences (Specifically with Skarlet and Sindel )before the fight starts

Kano: Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?

Skarlet: I rather have your blood, Kano.

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?

by Crimson Sandwich September 15, 2023

scattle

random fun objects that seem to have no purpose

Spark Plugs: Car Scattle
Leaves and slugs: Garden Scattle

by Taco January 30, 2004

seatle business suit

entire suit of corduroy, including pants, shirt, and perhaps jacket

Hey, you're seattle business suit is totally rad, lets go play some hacky sack in the rain?

by me September 25, 2003

Seattleite

A person who is from Seattle or conforms to become a Seattle resident. This person is more than likely white, comes from a rich family, had every opportunity to succeed and are college educated. They are all politically and socially liberal yet Seattle is the whitest major city in the USA. They act as if they emphasize with the poor or minorities yet they live in neighborhoods lacking diversity, segregated and gentrified. When greeting one, they rarely acknowledge you or return the gesture. They own a apple laptop computer which in their mind represents that they are artistic or unique. Usually this specimen can be found in a coffee shop atleast twice a day.

I met a Seattleite that said hello to me and i crapped my pants!

by mogwtfbbqu July 5, 2009

Settlers

Name given to someone when they are addicted to the computer game Settlers. The person carries a laptop around campus - ready to play at any time. The person may ask you to play with them at random and often awkward times. This character may form a nightly gang of Settlers who enjoy playing the game for hours at a time.

"Did you see Settlers today?"
"Settlers asked me to play with him."

by Shuttlecock 9 May 4, 2009

hop off my sattle

A phrase, similar to, get off me or hop off my nuts.
Not to be taking literally.
Use this phrase when some one is constantly pestering or annoying an individual.

guy1:are we there yet?
guy2:nope
guy1:i need to take a shit
guy2:hold it in
guy1:im hungry, buy me somthing
guy2seriously bro, you need to hop off my sattle.

by getoffmebrosky12 August 27, 2010