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San Diego 

Once a sleepy fishing village and Spanish Mission, San Diego has degenerated into forgetful and unfortunate suburb of the Los Angeles "splurb", that is, the suburban sprawl that grew through Orange County and San Diego like a cancer. Sadly, the "Sun Tax" mentality of local employers offers very little in terms of pay and benefits that one needs to reach the San Diego once-high affordability index, which favors only the huge homeless population as well as those who live 20 people to a small house (e.g. Phillipinos, Mexicans etc) as well as the high number of people living on welfare and Section 8 subsidies. In recent years, the high tide of illegal immigration and the bursting housing bubble has reduced San Diego to a has-been border city where all mortgages are under water, crime is high, drugs (esp crystal meth) are everywhere, auto theft is epidemic, while assault and homicide aren't even news. This is merely a few of the wonderful benefits that come from being Tijuana's closest neighbor. The only one thing San Diego had going was The Chargers, which also have become a laughable member of the NFL. The Chargers have never won a Superbowl ... and never will. Meantime, San Diego remains a wonderful place for terrorists to live undetected.
I used to live in San Diego in the early 1980's. After years of spinning my wheels and working my ass off, I finally gave up on the low pay and slave wages and moved to a real city. Thank God I had enough sense to stay out of real estate there, given the housing meltdown and the bankruptcy of a city that can barely stay above water.
San Diego by Frediam September 19, 2011
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san jose 

The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.
oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.
san jose by caliplaya January 26, 2006
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San Diego Sidewinder

The San Diego Sidewinder (n) Is the act of randomly walking up to someone and kicking them in the testicals as hard as you can.
I just gave that retarded guy a mean San Diego Sidewinder.

San Andreas Seismic Surprise

The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.
All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.

San Fernando Nightcap 

The act of receiving oral sex while watching pornography.
Stacy wasn't ready for their date to be over, so she accepted Eric's offer of a San Fernando nightcap.
San Fernando Nightcap by arh_ October 4, 2011

San Luis Wrist Watch 

To ejaculate upon your wrist and proceed to show someone your fancy new "watch". This idea was conceived in an Avila Beach bar, which resides within the county of San Luis Obispo.
Example 1: Can you look at my watch and tell me what time it is?

Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).

Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.

San Francisco ferris wheel 

A group of 10 or more homosexuals daisy chained dick to ass in a circle while dancing the bunnyhop, or any other follow-the-leader type dance. Usually involves copious amounts of hallucinogens, jam bands, and hippie events without state funded supervision.
If you get lost near Haight-Ashbury on acid, watch out you don't get wrangled into a San Francisco ferris wheel like what happened to Ralph. It's been three weeks and he's still sore.

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Hippie guy: "Dude, I was at burning man, man. I got involved in a San Franciso ferris wheel. It was like, soooo liberating for my ass, man.."

White collar: "Say,you sound like a guy who likes to try new things. Would you be interested in helping us with some tests? We'd pay you.."