2 definitions by caliplaya

san jose

The 10th largest city in the US in terms of population. Also it has been named "the safest big city in america" contrary to all of you oakland and sf mothafuckas who think otherwise. Also, traffic not bad for a big city and lots of parks so no smog around.

oakland/freemont person: Fuck it! This sucks Im moving to San Jose.
San Jose person: Damn yous a dick for livin in that shithole for all those years.
SF person: I wanna suck a dick.

by caliplaya January 26, 2006

niceness in a bottle

A term used to describe something really cool, awesome, or just plain fuckin sweet.

Look at dat! Look at dat! That was niceness in a bottle right there bitch!

by caliplaya January 26, 2006