political correctness

The biggest excuse since canned cheese.

"We can't have movies like Blazing Saddles, or shows like Monty Python of Beavis & Butthead because of political correctness!! >.< watch, if I put up some movie with fucked-up humor, it'll be taken off not because it's racist or stupid or anything, but because of politics!!! >_<"

by Dave January 15, 2004

politically correct

A polite way of telling people to stop being ignorantly rude.

You can't call people niggers because of their color, it's not politically correct.

by CoEvolution August 6, 2016

political disrespect

The left-wing's intentions to be disrespectful to Americans by trying to censor media, video games, books, and other things to suit their needs rather than the people.

Political disrespect is the reason why Americans hate the Liberals and leftist asshats.

by Mr. Robotron June 13, 2017

political deity

Trump

In the entire history of the United States of America there has never been a more corrupt, irresponsible, self-serving, universally disrespectful and superlative victim/grift-meister than DJ Trump; how anyone with even rudimentary critical thinking skills or an agenda marginally outside of internally conflicting confirmation-bias embarrassment could envision this sociopathic narcissist as some form of political deity is beyond comprehension. Sometimes a piece of shit is just a piece of shit no matter how hard you wish it wasn’t; it just is, and believing or wishing something different just make you look like a dumbass.

by YAWA July 18, 2023

white-polite

assonant for Greek "hoi polloi", i.e. the common people: these are affluent ex-urban Euros, Amer/Can/Aus/Kiwi etc, who, because they have some nice hedge-funds & pricey real-estate, can patronise the indigent and disadvantaged at a distance by throwing money and prosey faux-Christian liberal doctrine at them. Most have never even SEEN the inside of a soup-kitchen live, let alone EATEN in one voluntarily.

A:My Godess! Cousin Brianna's parents gave her a new Prius as a graduation present, so she could do bread-runs for the food coop.

B: Okay, that's it.... we've lost our sister to the white-polites.

by tumor humour January 6, 2010

political freedom

Believing that the country is run by midgets.

Person 1 - I see futures of the german political freedom
Person 2 - *extends arms y=mx+b*
Person 1 - You fascist!

by Yong Liex November 14, 2017

poop politics

An established set of rules and appropriate actions to be taken following a discharge of feces during anal intercourse. Usually decided at the moment of said discharge; clean-up is generally accepted to be the responsibility of the pooper. However, poopee must remain cool, calm and collected at all times to ensure the emotion stability of said pooper.

Ignatius: So we were fucking last night and all of a sudden he shits all over my dick!

Francine: Oh my god what were the poop politics of that situation?!

by poopyprincess February 19, 2011