Phantom Text

When you have your cell phone in your pocket, you feel it vibrate across your leg, but when you look at your phone there is no notifications of a text message, or anything else of that matter.

It happens wherever, whenever. The Phantom Text happens to everyone with cell phones.

by P Krizzle April 1, 2008

phant0m1

A person with a uncanny ability to attract females with severe intellectual,hygiene or parenting deficiencies.
First thought to have appeared in Sandgate,a suburb of Brisbane,Australia.

"jesus,did you see the scrag he's with..poor dude,he's a phant0m1 for sure!"

by Andrew T January 26, 2005

Phantom Drinking

When you and/or your friends secretly get wasted in one end of your house while your parents and other adults, oblivious to the underage activity, reside in another. It's high risk but fun as hell when you can pull it off. Especially great when you have a big house and parents who listen when you tell them to stay away to avoid embarrassing you. Works very well in a sleepover situation. Pizza optional.

Last night me and some friends did some solid Phantom Drinking in my basement while my parents were upstairs eating dinner. Despite all of the noise and broken lamps they never came down and we partied harder than most people would at an open house.

by Partiboi69x0x0 March 14, 2011

phantom poo

When needing the toilet for an extended period of time and finally making it to the bathroom, you complete your business only to find that nothing actually came out even though it felt like you pushed something out.

Mark - "Hey John, just went to the toilet and I thought I did a massive Shit, I turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!"

John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"

by pokey_puppy May 6, 2011

Phantom of the Opera

A most outstanding facial ejaculation that is sufficiently voluminous to cover at least one third of the recipient's face.

I juiced all day and busta fatass nut, The bitch had a fish eye, pearl necklass, a Verizon and an angry conductor...it was a total Phantom of the Opera!

by Dev Null June 19, 2006

phantom planet

the greatest band in the world
writers of the theme song to the OC, California among other great songs

check out the latest phantom planet cd... THEY ROCK

by one ray of sunlight February 9, 2004

Phantasy Star Universe

An craptacular "mmo" game. At first glance, its the usual mmo. You fight monsters, level up, etc. But then after a month or two, you'll join the ranks of the PSU regulars. Basically, all they do is sit around on the 4th Floor (name of the game's main lobby), and while sitting there they spam, harass people, scam each other for their items, ocassionally hack each other, and last but not least, engage in online relationships. Oh yes, thats right. Female gamers beware. Every little kid who plays PSU will want to go out with you. Hell, some of the grown men who play it will want to go out with you, regardless of your own age.

Basically, its the shit hold of gaming.

Gamer 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Phantasy Star Universe later tonight? Me and my girlfriend are gonna go to some White Beast S2 runs.

Gamer 2: Hell fucking no. Dude, I play WoW, and even I can talk shit about you for playing PSU. Go find a REAL mmo to play. Shit, Runescape is better than that shit you play. Seriously man, what the fuck?

Gamer 1: You're just jealous because you got scammed on your first day, and all those guys were teabagging you on the 4th Floor.

Gamer 2: Fuck you. At least I'm not married to someone over the internet.

by Omega Hunter 24 April 7, 2009