Obsession

when some one starts staking someone thinking they are in love then ends up hurt that person

That Bitch knows where I live. She can get in to my house. She says she is in love. but she is out to kill me.

by ninja_spy November 24, 2003

Camera Obscura

<font face= times new roman><small>An amazing band.

Awww niggggga did you check out camera obscura last night? Their show was the bomb diggity.

by whore-dan December 15, 2004

obsolute

complete and utter destrictuon

person #1: this final will bring the obsolute of my life.

person#2: my life is pretty much obsolute.

by looole December 8, 2009

obsidan

A state in which one self is complety random and doesnt stay static, but is dynamic www.obsidan.com

obsidan.com is obsidan, it changes every single time you refresh the site

by verb0s November 25, 2004

observate

to observe a person place or thing.

can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.

by jonathan owens December 6, 2007

Freak Obscene

Aww, that's cute. Congradulations, you can make up little half-assed definitions about somebody who makes definitions on a website.

Oh, and I'm honored that I'm #11 on the list of the worst things you could call someone. Actually, Freak Obscene would make absolutely no sence to call somebody. Freak would, and obscene would MAYBE, but put the two together, and really, you have nothing.

And, I'm even more honored to be made into a definition. Now isn't that special. Now, could you tell me, is Freak Obscene a noun, verb, adjective? Hmm? Or all three? I would certainly be happy if an ACTUAL DEFINITION of my pseudonym to be posted, instead of a bunch of blabbering made by two people who obviously have nothing better to do with their lives than attempt to insult a person who could, at any time, just start using a different pseudonym. Actually, it would be quite okay for me to do that, considering that I have very few definitions under this name.

Furthermore, I haven't ever seen nor talked to Psyco Bitch or whatever his/her name is. Sure, I have heard of them, and from what I've seen, I'm almost positive that I wouldn't team up with her.

In a summary: Know what the fuck you're talking about before you run your mouth about shit, mmkay?

by Freak Obscene June 24, 2004

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.

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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.

by cherryrhubarbpie March 4, 2011