Pussy mitten

Pussy mitten (noun): big bushed lose gaping vagina hole. A hairy vagina in which you can put your whole hand inside and feel warmth.

Dan- "That bitch who I just donkey punched has a pussy mitten"

Rob-"Hey check out that girl, shes hot, i'd totally bang her"
Christian-"Nah dude dont do it, that bitch has got a pussy mitten!"

by Allmenshouldlosetheirdicks87 October 16, 2009

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Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.

That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

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30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.

roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.

by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011

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funny 5 minutes

When cats and other animals go completely crazy throwing themselves around and chasing things that aren't there (sometimes late at night)and then stop abruptly again

"look at the state of the curtains!"
" I know. Fluffy just had a funny 5 minutes"

by bunnella August 10, 2006

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last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.

by jpg3 December 24, 2012

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What a dealer says when he has left you waiting for weed for up to 3 hours then you ring to enquire on his whereabouts and proposed time scales. Usually this figure is wrong and it will take up to another 30 minutes or another phone call. The dealer will then apologise for this and you just have to accept it as he is selling you weed and if you piss him off then no weed for you and a wasted night.

You "How long are you gonna be mate?"
Dealer "10 minutes. I'm not far from there now."

30 minutes later

Dealer "sorry about the wait...how much you want?"

by GF October 6, 2006

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