Keyahbree

straight forward, Keyahbree has no filter.
introverted, likes people but from a distance the kind of energy you know when it’s tome to go home. loving, really good through the mud, but secretive, fights battles silently; doesn’t really need anyone but enjoys the company.
badass, a real rebel with a black theme.

Keyahbree, Never mind...

by Jack Sparrow II June 8, 2020

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

kethana

A stubborn crackhead but really dumb.

She thought jumping off the roof was a good idea although I told her it wasn't. Such a Kethana.

by The anonymous fish 🐠 October 11, 2020

Keatharan

Keatharans are extremely tall people who 9 times out of 10 will lie about their height to boost their ego. They tend to have long greasy hair and their interests will likely include smoking. Essentially, they’re the bootleg version of “skater boys”. Keatharans are easily to spot as they’re the strangest one in the friend group.

Person 1: Hey, look at that weirdo over there!
Person 2: Oh shit, that’s definitely a Keatharan

by Ahsrav October 16, 2020

Keith

Brother jean. The best dang keithston there is.

Sup Keith

by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020

Keith

Brother jean. The best keithston there is.

Sup Keith

by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020