Masturbating at work while peering over the top of your cubicle in an attempt to avoid getting caught.
by Heez July 6, 2007
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by i<3napervillians November 9, 2011
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A motion done with the hand simulating
masturbation. Instead of just conveying an
opinion of someone, it can also be used to convey
to a friend or co-worker what a complete and
utter waste of time something is (or was).
masturbation. Instead of just conveying an
opinion of someone, it can also be used to convey
to a friend or co-worker what a complete and
utter waste of time something is (or was).
Joe: So how do feel about spending two days
preparing for a meeting and then it's cancelled?
Moe: (simultaneously rolls eyes, makes a wry face
and performs the air jerk)
preparing for a meeting and then it's cancelled?
Moe: (simultaneously rolls eyes, makes a wry face
and performs the air jerk)
by Hey Moe! July 17, 2009
Get the Air Jerk mug.A webmaster lingo for a website that redirects traffic from one website to a circle of websites, to "jerk" or otherwise pester the surfer to eventually purchase something due to frustration of being redirected from page to page that lacks content. Porn TGP are commonly known to employ circle jerk tactics.
Google "TGP porn" and see how hard it is to get to the page you really want. Few TGP are legitimate like thehun that don't have circle jerk scripts.
by flashbang65535 October 26, 2006
Get the circle jerk mug.by drKarling July 2, 2004
Get the jerk wad mug.A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.
Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013
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Mostly done by Leftists, Progressives / Social Justice Warriors and the mentally ill.
Mostly done by Leftists, Progressives / Social Justice Warriors and the mentally ill.
by Dan D Doty October 9, 2018
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