When a guy is standing on his head and the girl is giving him a hand/blow job and as he is about to cum she sticks her finger in his butthole and jerks him off the floor. (Animal noises optional)
I am working out so much now that I can upside down buffalo jerk my boyfriend three inches off the ground!
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Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.
by weyus July 22, 2011
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I moved from Miami to Atlanta and these cats introduced me to that Erk n' Jerk Serp! I was wasted all day!
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Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
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