Huck

To sanitize a great literary work to conform with the politically correct language of the day.

I hear they are removing the "N" word from the school versions of Huckleberry Finn. What will they HUCK up next - take all the curse words out of Catcher In The Rye?

by Braised Cod January 6, 2011

Hickocalypse

When there is an alarmingly large gathering of hicks and/or rednecks. So many, that it appears as though they are taking over the world.

Much like the feared zombie apocalypse, but with hicks/rednecks instead, which is much more frightening.

Citizens: "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, THE HICKOCALYPSE IS UPON US!"

Hick/Redneck: "YEEEEEEHAAWWWW!" *runs over citizen with truck*

by Miss. D. Meener April 12, 2011

Hickory Stump

A shot containing the three strongest liquors at the bar. It's use is to cause one to get completely drunk in as little time as possible.

Nick walks up to the bar and asks for a hickory stump. The bartender pours Barcadi 151, Everclear and Wild Turkey 101 into a shot glass. The bartender hands it to Nick and says he can't be held responsible for what happens to Nick.

by Docofalltrades March 28, 2013

Huckabee

To blatantly and continually lie despite evidence that proves you’re lying.

“My boss caught me pilfering stationery supplies, but I’ll just Huckabee my way out of it.”

by PianoZ June 17, 2018

I'm your huckleberry

You play 'Tom Sawyer' and I will be your 'daddy' in this game as Tom 'kinda' looked up to Huck (in my humble opinion). Ala Mark Twain.

And I will jump into your game Like 'Huck Finn', and give you a "shel·lack·ing" (As the most Hon. Sir Sean Connery could only say properly). And we will "tear-this moTHa-out". +))

Your boss comes by and asks you to justify your 'ExisTenz' by telling him how you deserve to get a paycheck this week.
And you reply: "...I'm your huckleberry..."

by Muzlim0happy=)) August 27, 2009

hucking

sounds like trucking

"Breaker 1-9, this is BIG DADDY, I need a radio check, do you copy? Over."

by BIG DADDY May 13, 2005

hucklebuck

Jennifer or Amanda leaves the Pub drunk. They feel sorry for their date so they decide to give it up. Next thing they know they are in the hucklebuck and somebody yells "donkeypunch". Not being their first time they stopped dropped and rolled and punched the young man in the back of the head. Thus inventing the reverse donkeypunch.

last night at the pub hucklebuck

by Dr Hucklebuck October 5, 2005