Hickocalypse

When there is an alarmingly large gathering of hicks and/or rednecks. So many, that it appears as though they are taking over the world.

Much like the feared zombie apocalypse, but with hicks/rednecks instead, which is much more frightening.

Citizens: "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, THE HICKOCALYPSE IS UPON US!"

Hick/Redneck: "YEEEEEEHAAWWWW!" *runs over citizen with truck*

Hickocalypse by Miss. D. Meener April 12, 2011

hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.

Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

hipocalypse by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

Hipocalypse

That deliciously ironic moment when being a hipster becomes "too mainstream". In that instant each and every hipster will spontaneously combust as they have nothing left to live for.

Hipocalypse:
Hipster 1: (Looks around) Holy fuck everyone's a hipster!!
Hipster 1,2,3-99999999: (Catch fire and die)

Hipocalypse by HubeyDoobie January 1, 2012