horse face

to have a face so long and narrow, that it reseambles that of a horse.

Wow, that couple will go great together considering that they both have horse face's.

by ApR!L like the month only better March 24, 2003

jesus horse

A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist

non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you

by alvinsanity May 27, 2006

dark horse

a person or team that is no likely to win but may do so anyway

A dark horse like that could have dealt a major blow to your credibility.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2010

Horse Knuckles

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)

Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.

by cracky April 26, 2005

horse cock.

Horse cock, is a term given to a meat (baloney for example), when its ingredients aren't fully known, or are suspect.

"would you like a sandwich?"

"Yes please, real meat only, omit the Horse cock."

by crazykb September 24, 2012

horse jacob

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.

"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."

by poopdick February 4, 2004

Washing The Horse

A reacharound where the giver's hand is positioned thumb down.

While being fucked in the ass, I'd rather my partner was Washing the Horse as opposed to a normal reacharound.

by Miles Stauffer November 7, 2003