A term used when a wingman takes the ugly girl interested in you, leaving you open to swoop in for her more attractive friend.
Me: Her friend is so hot, but the ugly girl is into me
Wingman: I'll take her off your hands so you can try the hot girl
Me: Thanks for jumping on the grenade, man. I owe you.
Wingman: I'll take her off your hands so you can try the hot girl
Me: Thanks for jumping on the grenade, man. I owe you.
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Man, Did u see the grendal on that chick? Look under the vag. n u will see a little bitty piece of skin the kinda looks like a taint.It's purdy
by hyph April 13, 2008
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"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore
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Get the grenade mug.Step One: Steal your friends phone and run into the other room(don't let them know)
Step Two: Go into their contacts and pick someone embarrassing
Step Three: While it's ringing, run to your friend and hand them their phone.
This will cause them to act like an idiot while they try to answer their phone, or if no one answers, while the person calls your friend back and has to explain what happened.
Step Two: Go into their contacts and pick someone embarrassing
Step Three: While it's ringing, run to your friend and hand them their phone.
This will cause them to act like an idiot while they try to answer their phone, or if no one answers, while the person calls your friend back and has to explain what happened.
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