Crimson Grenade

A used tampon which has been removed from a woman's vagina for the purpose of throwing (often as a weapon in a fight).

Becky and Tammy were fighting over some pointless bullshit when Tammy reached into her Spanx and pulled out a drippy Crimson Grenade. She flung it at Becky, but it missed and stuck to the wall.

by hapas is the bestes July 29, 2015

Harvey Hand Grenade

Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of foreplay whereby the fist is inserted into the partner's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed solo it is referred to as the Harvey High Five.

Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey Hand Grenade is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.

by Noisy as Dry Buggery October 3, 2010

Ran into the grenade

Meaning "Fell for it" or "Was lured into the trap".

Troll: pallies cant use maces lol
"Kool kid": ya they cant lel
Guy: Last time I checked, they can.
Guy 2: You ran into the grenade. *Facepalm*

by Thaddian May 31, 2015

Jizz Grenade

Gathering around 10-15 gay men, having them all jizz into a cup, then transfer the jizz to a balloon, tie it up, and yell BOMBS AWAY! And throw the jizz filled balloon at your unsuspecting victim.

Absul was being a little bitch so we got the men's locker room to make us a nice homemade Jizz Grenade to get him back.

by FapCommander October 13, 2009

Irish Hand Grenade

Molotov Cocktail or other Improvised Explosive Device (IED)often used by Irish Nationalists like the Irish Republican Army (IRA).

An Irish Hand Grenade is typically made of inexpensive and available materials, such as glass bottle that breaks upon impact allowing flamable liquids inside to ignite from burning rag sticking out of end of bottle.

by MacanUltaigh January 17, 2009

ass grenade

A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.

I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.

by Duke February 15, 2003

Rusty Grenade

The act of jizzing in ones hand, and then forcibly fisting it into an unsuspecting asshole.

I gave her the rusty grenade last night.. she never saw it coming..

by LoadedBandolier April 26, 2010