Goat Rodeo

A Goat Rodeo AKA Goat Rope, is about the most polite term used by aviation people (and others in higher risk situations) to describe a scenario that requires about 100 things to go right at once if you intend to walk away from it.

This meeting is a goat rodeo.

by Fromaforum September 1, 2004

goat rental

Leasing a goat for a giving period of time for the purpose of clearing an area of land.

The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

Goat Fuck

Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.

Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"

by FrontierViking July 15, 2008

Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.

Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.

by TexMachina April 27, 2007

Goat Stroker

Is a deviant masturbator.

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Goat ride

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .

"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"

by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019