Funderburke

The common art of applying ones mouth to another's sphincter and sucking a fart out.

Hey Mandingo, I went to your pappy's house last night and instead of watching Cop and a Half, he totally funderburked me.

by Brad February 14, 2005

blood funnel

a vagina during its menstrual cycle.

calm your blood funnel bitch.

by Peter W April 25, 2006

The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.

Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

by Sydney Carton May 24, 2008

funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your girl's ass, then pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll sqeeze our first.

Damn man, I lost 5 bucks playing funnel tunnel. I should have picked blue.

by Casual Agent April 25, 2006

maximum funness

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org

Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.

by The Dude January 20, 2005

Viking Funeral

A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts

My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral

by Cyberian Bear September 15, 2011

funnel

a device in which you drink beer from

"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

by mary February 24, 2005