Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Fecaline

The action of taking a dump in a bowl and shaping it to resemble a cat

Stranger 1: why does the cat stink?

Stranger 2: It's made of shit

Stranger 1: Fecaline?

Stranger 2: Yes

by The_Lamb January 8, 2025

Feacal Midas

A feacal Midas is someone who everything they touch, turns to shit.

They ruin absolutely anything they have any involvement in.

Donald Trump is fuckin' Feacal Midas, casinos, university, charity, businesses, the United fuckin' states of America. Anything he touches turns to shit.

by Fck da tangerine wankpuffin January 24, 2026

fecal funny

when it's a vargskelethor stream it's fecal funny

"have you seen Joel's new Shareware Madness stream?"

"yeah that was totally fecal funny dot com!"

by HoshimiMiyabi March 24, 2025

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Fecal Pickle

A Piece of shit in a jar of piss and random rotten ingredients, such as, Kambucha, rotten jalapeños, rotten monster energy and toe fungus

Man I cant wait to get home and munch on my fecal pickle!

Oh man I usually wrap my fecal pickles in fruit roll-ups and freeze it!

by Gumpy Punper November 19, 2025