Faith in God 

Not checking the last wipe after a poo because you have faith that it will be clean.

Friend: "It smells like shit in here, are you sure you wiped man?"
Me: "Yeah I wiped, but on the last wipe I put my Faith in God"

Faith in God by sir haxalot January 23, 2019

faith_aep 

i love her so much she’s so nice 🥰🥰🥰

faith_aep is so nice

faith_aep by imsoheartbroken May 19, 2021

Faith Hilling 

Pulling your shirt out with your hands to resemble breasts

Faith hilling makes you look like you look ike your mom

Faith Hilling by Felixchat September 6, 2012

Faith Goldy

When you use a port-o-potty and there's splash back.

"I was attending a white nationalist rally, and I had a rub-in with Faith Goldy. I think I need a shower."

Faith Goldy by SlartyMan September 14, 2019

faith healing

Belief in the power of intercessionary prayer to cure disease or illness. Separated from doing nothing only by the fact that you've probably put your hands together and talked to yourself somewhat.

Accounts of successful faith healing are about as credible as a person of average height standing right in front of you and declaring, 'I am seventeen feet tall, honest guv.'

faith healing by The_Mad_Thinker June 10, 2016

Faith Check

A religious spin on writing a bad or hot check under the premise God will reward one's belief.

Saints a little reminder before we raise offering. God rewards your giving,but a faith check is still a hot check.

Faith Check by Bigrick9 September 24, 2021

faith-avertive 

Someone who is allergic to religion

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive

faith-avertive by tory borty December 31, 2012