ethans dick

A small non-furry twig that sits in his faggoty skinny jeans.

Ethans dick is a small twig.

by Equinox Redx May 4, 2016

Ethan Toohey

No words can capture the pure beauty of Ethan Toohey. Diagnosed with a rare form of cancer in 2006, Ethan was a courageous warrior until the monster took him over in the final battle of his life. Although cancer might've claimed his body, it has in no way shape or form claimed his compassionate, brave spirit. He has pulled together people from all across the US to make a stand against childhood cancer and inspired people to strive to do their best each and everyday. He has taught us all that each day we wake up is a gift and to live with no regrets. His 5 year battle was never lonely, as he had the whole town of New Hope behind him every step of the way, even though he never showed any reason for us to worry. Throughout it all, Ethan fought through his battle with his head held high and not once did anyone ever hear him mutter a complaint as to why, out of all people, did this happen to him. Ethan touched the hearts of everyone he met and he could light up a whole school with his presence. This inspiring 15 year old boy taught us all that no matter how hard of a day you might think you're having, you should take time to step back and think about how lucky you have it. Ethan, you are sorely missed in the hearts of many. May your soul carry on and bless the other spirits in heaven that you meet. Every time we see rays of sunshine down here in New Hope, we'll know it's you shining your warming light through the halls again. Rest In Peace. Gone but never forgotten.

I don't want to run this mile today.

Ethan Toohey did a lot of things he didn't want to do for five years. I'm pretty sure you can take 10 minutes out of your day to run one mile.

by newhopelovesethan September 14, 2011

Ethan Moment

When the chad gang carries but ethan the wood 5 single-handedly makes his team lose

The chad gang carrying: POG
Ethan the incel Coomer: locks leona and goes fucking 0/21 and feeds enemy caitlyn
Chad ThunderCocks: ETHAN MOMENT NOT POGCHAMP BACK TO LIFTING

by rapist266 June 3, 2021

Ethan

a tiny nigger with a small dick

Wow Ethan is a man whore

by Hrjeifhekf January 26, 2019

Ethan

That guy everyone knows to have a huge fat cock that every boy envoy's and every girl wants in there pussy he is just so sexc did I mention he has a masssssive cock!

jOan:woo his cock hurt so bad
Mary:really,what was his name
Joan:Ethan

Mary:FIGURES!

by John smith1234567811 October 14, 2011

ethan zhang

gay as fuck

what an ethan zhang...

by flying eagle932 May 1, 2019

ethanol

the next big scam being cooked up by the oil and gas industries. because it's a biofuel it requires huge amounts of farmland to produce a small amount of fuel, which means it will continue to rape the earth while raising the price of food, making the problem of world hunger and climate change unimaginably worse.

instead of killing people for oil we'll now be starving them to death if we switch to ethanol.

by terra_x June 5, 2007