Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.
Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
by HolaSeñor November 22, 2017
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Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is the kindest most loving person you will ever meet. She cares about everyone and is always good for a laugh. She doesn't fall in love with just anyone so if she goes for you make it count and treat her right because no one in the world will ever compare. If you ever need someone to make you feel better Dylan is your girl. She always knows exactly what you need and how to make you forget your problems. She makes everyone she knows feel like they are her best friend. For those of us lucky enough to have Dylan as a friend we will never be left alone or forgotten.
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by dylanlover34 November 16, 2011
Get the Dylan mug.Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
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by Trinomial September 15, 2016
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