Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

dreken

Shortened slang term for 'Do you reckon'.

Dreken Sheila will go to the party?

OR
Dreken you can pass me that stubby mate?

by LKW January 1, 2017

deck me

For someone to hit or trip you severely because you like them so much

I stan her so hard like she could honestly deck me and I would apologize.

by offical5149onsnap March 17, 2020

Fuck deck

1. The parts in total of the female anatomy below the neck and above the knees.
2. A specific area in a dwelling used for love making.

"That Heather Locklear in the bikini shoot, boy, she has an awesome fuck deck. I would love to bring her to the fuck deck."

by Stinkyy January 17, 2009

double decker taco

when a female's leg fat surrounds her vigina thus resembling a double decker taco from Taco Bell

Not only did Delorous lose weight while in her diet, but she also lost her double decker taco.

by Orangejello Lewis November 12, 2009

upper decky

When someone places a Zyn (nicotine pouch) in their upper lip, it is referred to as an upper decoy

Buddy got buzzed last night with the upper decky ferda

by Abow69 February 14, 2023

McDonald's Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any McDonald's owned corporate or affiliated franchise restaraunt location.

After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.

by McDonalds Dude (M.D.) March 22, 2011