A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.
Tony: Dude did you fuck her??
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
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"That Heather Locklear in the bikini shoot, boy, she has an awesome fuck deck. I would love to bring her to the fuck deck."
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After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.
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