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dookie hand

when you wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one in the face and go DOOOOOKIE HANDDDD.
1.dude you got dookie handed!
2.check out that dookie hand.
3.fish goes well with potatoes and beans
by cody lolio February 11, 2008
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Dookster

1. When something sucks super badly, used in a manner very similar to bullshit.

2. Used to refer to somebody that is as bad or worse than a pile of shit (dookie). Ideally the dookster should be referred to as such when he or she is present but should never find out that he or she is in fact the dookster. Bonus points if the dookster starts making jokes about "the dookster," not realizing that he or she is the dookster his or herself. If the dookster ever finds out that he or she is the dookster, sever all ties with the dookster immediately and never talk to the dookster again.

When joking about the dookster, it's proper to mention how the dookster does typical dookster things (most often making a dookie) and t make "the dookster" gesture, which looks like two thumbs up held close together and waved up and down in opposite directions.
1. Person A: I got an F on my science test!
Person B: Aww man, that's dookster!

2. Person A: I super fucking hate Ron.
Person B: Yeah, Ron sucks ballsack.
-Ron/The Dookster enters.-
Person A: Something smells like shit.
Person B (making the dookster gesture): It's probably the dookster, makin' a dookie!
Ron/The Dookster: Haha yeah guys, that dookster smells like shit...
Person A: Yeah, right.
Person B: The dookster is such a fucking retard.
Ron/The Dookster: Yeah he is!
Person A: You know it.
by lovesmesumcake December 9, 2008
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Dookie Stick

Hair style ; a person with kinky or very ridged hair wearing a braided pony tail low on the head wich sticks straight out ; usually dark hair, but any color qualifies.
1 : Heather didn't have time to flat iron her hair so she braided up her dookie stick and rolled out.

2 : " I was sitting behind Shanice and her dookie stick poked my eye."
by slovaknasty October 12, 2009
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Ookie Dookie

A slang phrase made by two men in Fort Collins, Colorado, Matt Blake and Matt Grunau, specifically to make fun of stupid, nonsensical sounding street slang such as "Bling Bling" or "Shizzle Nizzle". Commonly coupled with the expletive "Motherf***er" to give the word "street-cred".
I was all up in hizzle sheezy and was like "Ookie Dookie, motherf***er!" and he started stepping.
by matt June 29, 2004
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Dookie Slide

A Dookie Slide is a defintion of ones intestinal trace.
S/O Tidwell liked ethnic persons to run there penises up his dookie slide and then do a flippen dick twist maneuver to look him in the eye as they choked him unconscious while ejaculating on his chest.
by Clydumus Prime November 16, 2007
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fat dookie

is a black male that works in VMA-311. Stupid as hell. breaks everything he touches. Every women thinks he is a teddy bear. He is the biggest bitch as well.
by frankie March 31, 2004
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Dookie Butt

Any girl that you can, want, or need to fuck. It does not matter what occasion; whether that be your girlfriend, friend, or just some bitch you met at the club. No matter what, you can not judge someone's dookie butt. As the saying goes, "dookie butt is dookie butt".
"Dude, Kameron, are you getting any dookie butt tonight?" ~Asker
"Yeah man, this is the easiest dookie butt I've ever had!" ~Answerer
by Khax May 21, 2010
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