Double Doink

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.

C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.

by CocoRip42 January 6, 2019

How u doing!!!

Joey says it in Friends

Hey, Pheobe, how u doing

by anonymous June 1, 2004

What are you doing?

A question asked by your online buddy.
Upon reading that, you feel the urge to reply with the terms "your mom."

E: Hey man, how's it going?
A: Good.
E: What are you doing?
A: Your mom.
E: WTF??
A: That's right, I'm doing your mom.

by E ain't no Wanksta August 18, 2003

doin hella much

Goin stupid, dumb, retarded, rocking the yellow bus, gettin hyphy 101 ghostriding the whip while ya dancing on the hood witta thizz face and stunna shades wit no lenses.

"Oooo daaaamn he goin yellow bus doin hella much!"
"Daaamn he gotz stunna shades wit no lenses too! Ooh, is dems vans doe? Ughhh dems is doin hella much"

by Teh Geese April 28, 2006

doin it raw

havin sex without a condom.

fuck da condom im doin it raw.

by dr. spaz July 31, 2007

Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

Doing a Yoko

Living off the fame of one's spouse, due to the fact that the person does not have any talent themself.

"I see Victoria Beckham has resorted to Doing a Yoko."
"Are you surprised with that singing voice?"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006