Ditchhiker

(noun). A friend or aquaintance who brown noses a ride to a special event, concert, party, etc., then disappears as soon as they get there.

"Did you come here alone?"
"No, I picked up a ditchhiker, and if I don't see them in 5, I'm going to leave em here."

by myykuul January 27, 2010

ditchuation

When you get stood up. Ditched. Left to fend for yourself.

"Dude, where were you? I was waiting all day!"
"Haa, got you in a ditchuation."

by VeegeeC March 18, 2010

Ditching an Ancona in the Big River

Taking a shit.

Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."

by Com Yunist February 12, 2017

Ditch

(Noun) is a combination of the words "dick" and "bitch." It can be a derogatory term used for a male or female.

"That ditch is such a shit talker!"
"You're such a ditch!"
"He's a ditch."
"She's a ditch."

by Anon1919 June 7, 2018

Ditch or bitch

either you ditch and leave forever or you stay and bitch about it

Man you gotta ditch or bitch

by Hahabitch28 April 9, 2019

Dwatch

A Dwatch is one who makes something they do seem harder than it actually is to gain hype and favor from those around them.

That dude is a totally dwatch. He laid out for the catch when he could have just stood still.

by R0€K March 13, 2020

Sausage Ditch

A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!

After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!

by Sausage Gash. December 11, 2011