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Detests, detEsts, detestS

Detests, detEsts, detestS
Detests, detEsts, detestS
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025
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Deytector

The more stupid or outrageous an association football tweet or a homophobic tweet is, the increased likelihood that the tweet author is Nigerian. This is usually proven when one searches the pidgin word "dey" in their Twitter profile.
Comment: "Jude called Greenwood a rap!st about two seasons ago. Even after Greenwood was found not guilty."
Response: "my deytector is off the charts"

Comment: "gay is unnaturally, the rainbow guys can cry about it"
Response: "i searched 'dey' in your profile and got hundreds of results"
by the man of diction September 1, 2025
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Detesto

Detesto: Word used to say when you hate something/a person alot.
Io detesto quella persona.
Io detesto quel mobile.
by Vafmohs December 22, 2025
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Flatuality Defect

A personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. AKA anal flatulence. The inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through rectum expulsion.
To sit next to a fellow passenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly passes wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

EG, he's got major Flatuality Defect
or He's open with his flatuality
by Katie G & Jill D July 26, 2009
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Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.
"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."
by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011
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Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.
"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.
by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011
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