dive bar

A scummy bar whose patrons are primarily on the prowl for a one night stand

I'm pretty desperate for some action bro, I think I'm gonna hit up a dive bar tonight and hope for the best.

by fartonQ May 31, 2010

Deep Sea Diver

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.

Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!

by Gliderman January 25, 2011

diver nipples

A condition in which the breasts point straight down, making it seem like the nipples are "diving" for something.

"That girl needs an oxygen tank, she has such bad diver nipples."

by Fierra September 9, 2006

melon dive

To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.

Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.

by Tune September 1, 2004

diversity

A freakin awesome British streetdance goup who won Britain's got talent 2009. They have 11 members aged from 14 to 26 and have been on two European tours, performed for/ met the queen, and performed for/met the prime minister. The members of this group are: Ashley Banjo, Jordan Banjo, Matt McNaughton, Ian McNaughton, Jamie McNaughton, Sam Craske, Mitchell Craske, Warren Russel, Ike Ezekwugo, Perri Kiely, and Terry Smith.

Did you get tickets to the Diversity tour?

YES I did they were sold out in two hours!

or

ohmigosh all the members of Diversity are so talented! And Perri's hair is awesome i love it hahaha

by improvnash January 18, 2011

diveradature

Defining your destination by making arbitrary turns and paths as you go.

OH no not another diveradature!

by French Brochier November 18, 2004

Dive of Life

When several people are after the same object, and one person pulls a Superman Jump to get it before anyone else does.

Eric, Zach, and Stewart were all after an onion ring that was recently tossed to the floor, and Stewart performed the fabled Dive of Life to achieve the object.

by OHS-DoomBringer October 20, 2007