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sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.
Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel
by Richd32 January 21, 2025
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Uncle Cuckus

A person who works against their own people or knowingly allows themselves to be used as a tool by enemies who are working against people like themselves. Similar concepts include coon, sambo, house n word, house slave, etc. A portmanteau of Uncle Tom, Uncle Ruckus and Cuck. A slave who rats the plan to flee/revolt to massa for some hot biscuits.
"Who wins the Uncle Cuckus Award between Clarence Thomas, Clandace Owens, Larry Elder, Tim Scott, Byron Donald's Cuck, Vivek Ramapickme, Nikki Haley, Ben Shapiro, David Rubin, Caitlyn Jenner or the black gay guy who got kicked out of the maGA gathering & still blew maGA like they're not gonna force him to marry a woman?"
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
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Cold Cucumber Approach

A calm, composed, and strategic method of solving a problem, especially in situations where emotional reactions are common.
Instead of arguing with the panel, she used a cold cucumber approach to present her data and win them over.
by Aman kumar June 15, 2025
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Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.
Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.
by Jray82 July 20, 2025
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spartan cucumber

spartan cucumber is a marinated cucumber in an anus for 24 hours, 12 hours room temperature, then a little bit of salt then Num Num Num......
Dr suggested you a spartan cucumber
by Always Adventure November 2, 2025
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The Sea Cucumber

A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.
"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"
by Rev. Fatty McFatfat June 9, 2014
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Flick the CuCUMber

to flick the cuCUMber is a metaphore for masturbating. often used by norwegian teenagers.
boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt
by bigbixmarcus November 21, 2017
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