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crusty ass nigga

A nigga so crusty, "ass" is a new type of measurement created to show how crusty the nigga is. The word "ass" (short for ass-load) represents the over-flowing amount of crust a nigga may possess. An infinite amount of excessive dank crust whopping in the veins of said nigga.
He/She is a crusty ass nigga.

You's a crusty ass nigga.

Wow, what a crusty ass nigga.

They have inherited a Crusty ass-load of nigga.

Imma crusty ass nigga.

We are all crusty ass niggas.
by eXcaliber.50 June 14, 2014
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clusterfucktastrophe

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.
Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.
by twisterstory February 28, 2011
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crustomer

Is a customer that is very crusty and rude.
When an employee complains that they dealt with a crustomer.
by nolan gray October 16, 2006
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butt hole crusties

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.
"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."
by buttitches June 15, 2009
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Clusterfuck

1) a bad situation that involves many different smaller situations to create one massive insanely intense ordeal.

2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to comprehend.
1) Holy shit! i can't believe my girlfriend was fucking your boyfriend, and they both got into a car accident, and your brother just got arrested, and Jimmy is trying to commit suicide! This whole day was just one big clusterfuck!

2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the hell is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the jungle?
by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010
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crusty pants

Jocular term for a derelict, wineo, street person, or others not known for impeccable hygiene--a bum. These people never remove their trousers, because they are so infested with vermin and microbes that they might wander off by themselves, leaving the bum naked. Few things are more frightning than encountering an empty pair of animated pantaloons in a dark alley. And no, I've not been drinking.
Upright Citizen#1:"Who's that crusty pants waving at us?"
Upright Citizen#2:"That's just Mayson, the town drunk."
Upright Citizen#1:"But this is Los Angles."
Upright Citizen#2:"He always was ambitious."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006
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Rusty Crustacean

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.
Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.
by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015
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