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comport with the truth

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.
Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.
by Mydaho May 31, 2018
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Cumfortable

When a lady who you are making love to is not just soft and a true pleasure to be inside she's cumfortable
She wasn't a skinny or bony screw, she was cumfortable
by dustyp August 6, 2019
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comportmental

Behavioral
Comportmental disorder
by TiggerSP July 13, 2020
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Comportmentalize

To mentally find and use ideas that comport to narratives that support one's belief system in order to ease the discomfort of cognitive dissonance when competing ideas are in conflict with each other.
Person 1: "Wow! I'm mentally conflicted here! These competing ideas really are in conflict with each other and I don't know which one to support."

Person 2: "Well, rather than compartmentalize those thoughts, why don't you comportmentalize them and find a narrative that comports with your belief system? That might help with your cognitive dissonance."
by Agathokakologicaltopianist November 9, 2020
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Cumfortably Numb

When an Individual cums to a point where their penis becomes numb
Bro this girl was so fucking hot she made me Cumfortably Numb
by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021
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Cumfortitties

Same meaning as "comfortable".
Instead of saying "comftbl" or "comfotibbl" like stoopid brits or americans, try "cumfortitties".
"Man that couch is cumfortitties."
by urbsnotherbs June 16, 2021
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comfrtcrowd

coolest person in the entire world. literally the best. absolutely mwah. little machow
“comfrtcrowd is the best person ever
by notalexhashonked August 24, 2021
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