Cock Cheddar

When a man forgets to wash his cock, thus, allowing 'chedder' to grow under his 'skin flap'

"Matthew have you washed? You have cock cheddar"

by Melissa & Matthew January 13, 2009

Cock guy

An impulsive male or female, with a bad attitude.

Peter: Hey man my dogs a real cock guy

Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?

Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.

by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020

Impressive cock

Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.

You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.

by botoxthisbotoxthat January 9, 2021

Cock wig

1. - noun: A wig that one wears in the pubic region if you:

a) haven't grown pubes yet
b) shaved/burnt/waxed them off accidentally

It is considered a poor replacement for actual pubes.

2. noun - A complete dickface

Oh my god, your pubes got burnt off in that house fire? Dude, get yourself a cock wig, I heard they are made from real pubes these days.

I'm nineteen and I still don't have pubes, maybe I should buy a cock wig, I'll look well cool!!

Mono is a complete cock wig.

by berk13 May 27, 2009

fire cock

when you get so much roblox pussy you get fire cock also known as fyo cockk mad rolblox puss my dude dead ass

you know why their in your house caus they want that fire cock no what the heck is wrong with you

by DAnkmdmmemes December 25, 2016

Irish cock

anyone whos ever seen an irish dick knows its anything but small most irishmen are bigger the average size.

Ever seen the colin ferral sex tape?? Thats an irish cock

by McDaniel R January 17, 2008

cock-vinci

An artist who specializes in pictures of cocks.

" dude that rhino penis collage you made is crazy! you're a regular cock-vinci"

by epicj October 9, 2013