Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

by Mrs Twatdribble January 17, 2009

C-Clamp

use instead of dropping the c word. in context it will be understood, and it sounds offensive.

drop c-clamp in a class discussion and see what happens

you f*cking c-clamp!

by pwned September 8, 2004

chomper

A dike who chomps on her girls clitorus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............Chomper HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

by none June 11, 2003

clompsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to cartoon unicorns and ponies, such as My Little Ponies

Did you see Sarah? She just came out as a clompsexual.

by Glitterlover01 March 6, 2017

Chompmyster

See fat ass. – (noun) The ‘Chompmyster’ is a individual that endeavours to ruin films for entire audiences through the consummation of ‘noisy’ food such as crisps and haribo. Another characteristic is the inability to stop talking, even when asked to do so. Often physical force has to be used , such is the iron will of these individual.
How to spot a ‘Chompmyster’:- these individuals are usually seated alone, as friend move away from them to avoid noise.
They are always obese (around 4-5ft in diameter.)
They will always have food with them, no matter how expensive the cinema food is.
‘Chompmysters’ sit near the middle of the cinema to maximise there disruptive influence, aka ruining the film for everyone.

"shut the hell up chompmyster"

by Mr P November 5, 2005

Chompin' a biscut

Basically to eat. More specifically to eat during some form of military training.

"The weather has put us on standby, so if you're scheduled to fly, don't go down to the DFAC and be chompin' a biscut, be ready to fly."

by ltdanusaf July 1, 2009

chompa-doodle-rex

someone that that eats almost anything

person 1) Stop eating too much

person 2) No

person 1) Your a chompa-doodle-rex

by ma dude bra May 17, 2019