dick choked

The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.

My wife was running her mouth all night, thought she was real funny, until she got dick choked.

by I can't breathe March 30, 2015

choke

What the Boston Red Sox had done in the playoffs from 1918 until 2004.

The Sox might have won in 2004 but before that all they could do was choke.

World Series Score Sheet
Boston: 6
New York Yankees: 26

by bballfreak November 8, 2007

fat choke

a fat dick the bitches chokes on

hey gurlz, remember that man i sucked last night, his dick made me fat choke!

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

Choke your waffle

A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.

You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.

by Zette October 24, 2010

Choke The Turkey

Beating the meat on good ol' Thanksgiving.

Man, it's Thanksgiving and I couldn't be more thankful for being able to Choke the Turkey.

by TheHooligan November 27, 2010

bukkake chokeslam

To cover a slut in a torrent of cum while choking her and slamming her into the bed afterwards

Eh, she was hot enough for a good ol’ bukkake chokeslam

by OJPimpson June 7, 2018

herring choker

An individual of Scandinavian descent. Also applicable to landlocked enclaves of Scandinavian emigrants, such as the entire state of Minnesota, even though these communities no longer choke their herring in the traditional fashion but instead rely on commercial canneries to pre-choke and pickle their fish.

Torvald: Hey, this bar got any Tuborg?
Barkeep: Sorry, we don't serve herring chokers here.

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006