shit beads

Similar to dingleberry, shit beads are toilet paper and feces stuck together that hang or fall off from the anus.

Look at those shit beads that came out of my ass and fell on the floor!

by Francis Gaus December 21, 2004

Bread Run

The act of sitting down at a restaurant, eating all the bread from the basket, and leaving the restaurant without ordering.

This is sometimes done intentionally, and other times with previous intentions of ordering a full meal.

Ex. 1:
Dave: "I'm hungry. Want to go get some food?"

Mike: "Same here, but I didn't bring my wallet."

Dave: "Me neither. Let's just make a bread run at that Italian place down the street."

Ex. 2:

Larry: "This restaurant looked good, but now I can see it's just a tourist trap."

Michelle: "At least the bread is good. Let's just make a quick bread run and find another place."

by Ju1ia April 26, 2010

Like a loaf of bread

The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.

No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.

by Ooooooya January 21, 2011

Breadstick

A tall, white, skinny, blonde, fuck boy.

Your friend: “I can’t believe you have a crush on him! He’s such a breadstick.”

by DuLa p33p May 3, 2021

Mississippi Breadstick

Elegant delicasy of a well delivered turd rolled in breadcrumbs. Commonly served with a salad sprinkled with assorted pubes.

Yeags prefers a deep fried mississippi breadstick over a seasoned furburger.

by Idonteatbread February 8, 2019

Olive Garden Breadsticks

They're the national food of the small country in the south brazil called Candad.

BadBoy: WHY DID THEY REMOVE OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS
Skepey: I AGREE THEY LOOK SO TASTY

by Pingspoofer nr.14 August 23, 2019

bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.

A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."

by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008