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Beavermint

A refreshment after oral sex.
Mints in the shape of a beaver
Also known as Bereavement...
"Hey! I could use a beavermint right about now."
"Excuse me, do you have any beavermints?"
"Wow, someone needs a beavermint right about now."
"Save a tree, Eat a beaver (mint)!!!"
by Wittness January 7, 2010
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Beaverdamming

Elisa beaverdammed Charlotte the other day, she did not get laid because of the beaverdamming that went on.
by Esben Smith November 12, 2011
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Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.
My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.
by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010
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Skanky Beaver

An invasive species that was first discovered in New Zealand in the March of 2018.
They cause obnoxiousness and destruction wherever they go. They inhabited Wellington, migrated to the south island of New Zealand, popped up in the Tongariro National Park, and have now settled in Auckland.
There are at least 7 skanky beavers now located in Auckland, it is unknown how long they live for. Their breeding habits are not known. It is also unknown if they are dangerous or not. What is known about them is that they are extremely skanky, they should be approached with caution...
"Wow did you see those skanky beavers doing the Harlem Shake on the ferry through Marlborough Sounds?" - Man who saw skanky beavers.

"Yeah, pretty skanky..." - Woman replying to question
by the_groganator June 7, 2018
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To crack beaver

Most men and some females loves to crack beaver

"Damn, I cracked so much beaver last night"

Susie: "Hey, let's go crack each others beaver!"

Lizzie: "Yeah, i really need my beaver cracked"
by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010
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Beaked Up

dont go near him, he's all beaked up
by un-known-name January 10, 2009
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beamenderfer

dude, my girl friend gave me a beamenderfer last night
by EFQ March 11, 2009
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