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Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
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Andrely

Andrely is someone as unique as her name. Andrely is the friend you never imagine you would have and the one you can no longer imagine your life without. She is someone so charming and brilliant ( a bit cynical too ;p) that you’ll wish you could understand the puzzle she is. You can even spend years trying, but there will always be some part left to find out and amaze you!

She is, among other traits, a strangely good combination of great musical taste and weird sense of humor. She might disappear for a while sometimes, and later on you’ll find out that she’s spent the whole time fangirling on Tumblr or reading several fanfictions of shows she has never watched, and it makes you burst out laughing, because that’s the most Andrely thing she could ever do. She is the kind of friend you feel like you can talk about everything and there would still be a lot more to say.

If you are friends with her, your days will be brighter, for sure. And you’ll wish you can make hers too, because she is such a thoughtful and caring friend. Really, this friendship is something you feel not only lucky to have, but also deeply grateful.

Please, don’t mind this attempt. No words can ever do justice to the amazing person she is. That’s why this whole definition sounds unfair, because she is someone indescribable. In the best way.

Andrely deserves nothing but pure happiness. And a Happy Birthday, too.
"Oh, I wish I could have an Andrely in my life..."
" Same. I'd feel so honored..."

"She's friends with Andrely? Lucky bastard!"
by sunny-on-lil-touch July 14, 2020
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andrely

Andrely is someone as unique as her name. Andrely is the friend you never imagined you would have and the one you can no longer imagine your life without. She is someone so charming and brilliant (and a little bit cynical sometimes too) that you’ll wish you could understand the puzzle she is. You can even spend years trying, but there will always be some part left to find out and amaze you!

She is, among other traits, a strangely good combination of great musical taste and weird sense of humor. She might disappear for a while sometimes, and later on you’ll find out that she’s spent the whole time fangirling on Tumblr or reading several fanfictions of shows she has never watched, and it makes you burst out laughing, because that’s the most Andrely thing she could ever do. She is the kind of friend you feel like you can talk about everything and there would still be a lot more to say. Not to mention several unfinished topics… And of course, Andrely is a stunning girl.

If you are friends with her, your days will be brighter, for sure. And you’ll wish you can make hers too, because she is such a thoughtful and caring friend. Really, this friendship is something you'll feel not only lucky to have, but also deeply grateful.

No words can ever do justice to the amazing person she is. Andrely deserves nothing but pure happiness.
"Oh, you're friends with Andrely?"
"Yes!"
"Lucky bastard!"

"I wish I could meet an Andrely..."
"Same. I'd be so happy."
by sunny-on-lil-touch July 20, 2020
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Andrely

Andrely is someone as unique as her name. Andrely is the friend you never imagined you would have and the one you would no longer imagine your life without. She is someone so charming and brilliant (and a little bit cynical sometimes too) that you’ll wish you could understand the puzzle she is. You can even spend years trying, but there will always be some part left to find out and amaze you!

She is, among other traits, a strangely good combination of great musical taste and weird sense of humor. She might disappear for a while sometimes, and later on you’ll find out that she’s spent the whole time fangirling on Tumblr or reading several fanfictions of shows she has never watched, and it makes you burst out laughing, because that’s the most Andrely thing she could ever do. She is the kind of friend you feel like you can talk about everything and there would still be a lot more to say. Not to mention several unfinished topics… And of course, Andrely is stunning.

If you are friends with her, your days will be brighter, for sure. And you’ll wish you can make hers too, because she is such a thoughtful and caring friend. Really, this friendship is something you'll feel not only lucky to have, but also deeply grateful.

No words can ever do justice to the amazing person she is. Andrely deserves nothing but pure happiness.
"Who's that amazing girl over there?"
"Oh, that's Andrely!"

"I wish I had an Andrely..."
"Why?"
"Because she's so adorable! Everyone wants to be friends with her!"
by sunny-on-lil-touch July 20, 2020
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Andres

Licensed Insurance agent for GMHC who surfs "internet famous" Instagram models instead of working .
Andres just hearted Cardi B's new video .
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Andres

An Andres is a sweet and caring person. He loves gaming and can beat you instantly. He has a grumpy side that tends to shut you out sometimes but he always finds away to make it up to you. He very charming and dosent fall for people easily. But he can be very charming and handsome.
Girl: omg who’s that?
Boy: oh that’s andres

Girl: he so charming!
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Andres

An unusually sexy slut who thinks he’s all that but in reality likes men, they are also known to be on tinder plus for men
Wow! andres and jamelle are getting married
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