the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon
last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome
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i did an albertan pot of gold
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A psychological condition in which a person fiercely criticizes the Canadian federal government, denounces equalization payments, rejects eastern political values, and flirts with American-style libertarianism — yet still proudly identifies as a "true Canadian." Often marked by deep resentment toward Ottawa, an obsession with oil, and a confused national loyalty complex.
A psychological condition in which a person fiercely criticizes the Canadian federal government, denounces equalization payments, rejects eastern political values, and flirts with American-style libertarianism — yet still proudly identifies as a "true Canadian." Often marked by deep resentment toward Ottawa, an obsession with oil, and a confused national loyalty complex.
"Dude won’t shut up about how Trudeau’s ruining the country, calls himself a freedom-loving Albertan patriot, but still tears up during the national anthem — classic Alberta Syndrome."
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Get the Alberta Tree Bog mug.También conocido como Pencoletas. Parte mística, simbólica y literaria del cuerpo. Punto cero de todo lo que ya no te importa. Popularizada por Cristina "La Veneno", cuando algo es tan irrelevante que ni llega al corazón, ni a la cabeza... se queda flotando cerca de las aletas del coño. Una expresión maximalista del desprecio elegante, de la indiferencia brutal con escarcha.
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