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Always Abstinence April

Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.
Edgy Boi: Yo, did you beat NNN?
Edgy Boi 2: No. I guess I'll be doing Always Abstinence April.
by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018
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the person gets no fucking female's and should get some
A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches
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absofreakinlutely

a definate yes, but more.
are you watching waynes world?
absofreakinlutely!
by B irwin January 2, 2008
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Abscess

1.A collection of pus formed by tissue destruction in an inflamed area of a localized infection.
2.A cavity that is formed by liquefactive necrosis within solid tissue.
1. To form an abscess.
2. The pus formed an abscess which later turned to yellow crust.
by blammord April 19, 2006
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sexual abstinence

Voluntarily not having sex. This could be for a period or for a lifetime. Some people who practice this have spiritual reasons. Others want to avoid pregnancy or STDs.
Did you practice sexual abstinence until you married your wife?
-Yes, and it was worth it too.
by somekid1981 June 30, 2009
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Absofreakinlutely

Absolutely with enthusiasm and passion regarding the subject at hand
"I absofreakinlutely want to go to the Springsteen concert next week!"
by Dale Gustafson September 10, 2005
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absurd

a word meaning ridiculous, commonly used by the character snape.
could someone be a portkey? no, thats absurd
by pigfarts headmaster August 24, 2010
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