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You're Number 1! 

(n)& (v): A dichotomy of both a compliment and unspoken insult. The compliment portion is obvious. Who wouldn't want to be "numero uno"?

However, the insult portion comes in the form of body language when the phrase, "You're Number 1!", is accompanied with raising the dreaded middle finger at the receiver of said compliment.

Results vary as the receiving person could either become angry or amused. But one thing is certain...they will definitely be confused.
Dave: "That was a great game of basketball, wasn't it? You did your best, but I came out the winner tonight! Better luck next time."

Keith: "Yeah man, what can I say? You're Number 1!" (raises middle finger)

Dave: "Hey, thanks...huh? What the hell!?"
You're Number 1! by P. Dubya July 1, 2007

You're Sweet On Me 

To be attracted or sexually aroused by another person. Mainly used as a pick-up line to hit on women; but, is not limited to women.
(example 1) "Hey dude!" "You see that girl Richele over there, damn shes sweet on me!"
(example 2) "Hey babe!" "You're sweet on me."

you're jewish 

completely made for shits and giggles, has nothing to do with actually being jewish and is not being used as a racist remark. founded out of being in a jewish fraternity and of complete boredom.

defined as being just plain random with no real meaning and only used to throw people off and make them wonder what the fuck was just said, leaving them scratching their heads in awe
Max: yo are we still going to party on front street tonight? what time we gonna go?

Alex: shut up, you're jewish...

you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.
"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!
you're the man now dog by Dave September 19, 2003

You're killing me 

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.
1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!
You're killing me by Josh May 7, 2003

you're smitten 

You're cool or hard. Just like saying you rock.
You're smitten hard today!
you're smitten by DayDay Smith August 4, 2009