Weakest Sauce Ever

Alyssa Foote

-"So, the other night I was on the phone talking to The Weakest Sauce Ever."
-"You mean Alyssa Foote?"
-"Yeah, Anyways..."

by Shaniqua January 23, 2003

weeksauce

easy, very easy, comfortable, to be simple, weakly

The English test was weeksauce.
The English test was easy.

by Holden Hamm October 5, 2006

Derek Weeks

Born on 18 December 1980 This is one raging homosexual from Devon, loves the cock, tries look at your dick when he goes to the toilet with you, isn't many lads this bloke hasn't slept with. also known for his love for beastiality. this person is currant bad from keeping pets for life dure the horrific nature he inflicted on the poor defensive farm animals and even the one time with the poor little goldfish .

Derek Weeks Many gay and lesbian people are in committed same-sex relationships. These relationships are equivalent to heterosexual relationships in essential psychological respects.Homosexual relationships and acts have been admired, as well as condemned, throughout recorded history, depending on the form they took and the culture in which they occurred. Since the end of the 19th century, there has been a movement towards increased visibility, recognition and legal rights for homosexual people, including the rights to marriage and civil unions, adoption and parenting, employment, military service, and equal access to health care

by Unknown person 1237878 June 7, 2011

dead meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface June 1, 2010

Jobbie Weeker

As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".

Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."

by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009

weeker

When you get high seven days in a row.

"Man I just pulled a weeker."
"How was it?"
"Seven days man, crazy."

by @si@n January 7, 2008

Wanking Weekends

A weekend you spend with you girlfriend/boyfriend that is so boring that you resort to wanking in their bathrooms. This mostly happens when your other half forces you to watch chick flicks like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or any other Mathew McConaughey movie.

Jack: Tom did you have fun at Jordans last weekend?
Tom: No it was one of those "Wanking Weekends" I've been having alot recently!
Jack: Oh I see....fucking Mathew McConaughey!!!

by pirate phillip December 3, 2009