Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.
by the one and only SAF August 26, 2012
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Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.
by Arfarfarf September 21, 2012
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When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".
"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
by pishposhsloshed October 24, 2012
Get the Coffee wasted mug.The act of getting so drunk that you face plant multiple times, black out heavily, try to fight every living thing and then ending your night by crying for no reason.
Steve: Dude you were sooo drunk last night!
Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!
Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!
Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
by Kyle man November 15, 2012
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When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them
When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them
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