wanker 

one who wanks

that guy is a wanker

wanker by (****()) August 21, 2022

Wankerfied 

v. To change the pronounciation of a foreign-loan word in English, whether keeping the proper original spelling or not. This can include tonal inflections and accents.

Derivation of the root word, wanker, to imply the offending speaker as English in origin.

The English speakers of the world have an uncanny ability to completely bastardise another language's lexicon, making it wholly impossible for foreigners to learn English at all.

Example:

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a PLEthora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a PLEthora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a PLEthora?
Jefe: A PLEthora is a word whose pronounciation was wankerfied when it was borrowed from the Greek word of the same spelling, but changed the accent stress to the first syllable, causing the fall of Ancient Greece to the Romans. It's "pleh-THOR-ah" not "PLEH-thor-ah," El Guapo.

Wankerfied by Balac the Kraut December 2, 2004

wanker mobile 

A car, either a SAXO (usually in the blue colour that is also popular amongst Grannies) or a Subaru (either of the blue or black variety)

See that wanker in his wanker mobile, he looks like a cock - BARE laughs!

wanker mobile by Team Diva May 9, 2006

wanker the anchor 

To masturbate vigorously.

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

wanker the anchor by Konstantine The Good May 23, 2006

Wankerpediac 

A Wankerpediac is a person on Wikipedia, who despite not knowing their own definitions, enjoys deleting every artcile they come across. Not unlike the Pyromaniac, they more than likely sit back and masterbate after watching their glorious work take place. Which is probably a healthy action since they are such sexually repressed geeks.

those Wankerpediacs erased my article on Anna Nicole Simpson's breasts again. Damn geeks!

Wankerpediac by John The Kook August 30, 2009

Wanker phone 

Mobile phone. Not commonly used today, but was heavily used in the early days of the device. As the prices of phones dropped the term fell out of favour; another case of Tall poppy syndrome?

Look at that guy talking on his wanker phone; is he that important?!

Wanker phone by S!egfried June 16, 2010

Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.

That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!

Wanker Canker by Ess and Em July 6, 2010